Saturday, October 4, 2008

VP Debate For Samantha!!

So I get a myspace message from my buddy Sam way out west, I miss the LEFT COAST! She can't believe I haven't blogged about the VP Debate.
I didn't watch it! I work 2nd shift and I don't have any way to record television. So I listened to about 5 minutes on XM Radio 's POTUS 08 show. All through last week I told anyone who would listen that Sarah Palin was sequestered in a mountain top retreat and drilled about what to say at the debate, obviously she listened. No answers, and change the subject, typical Republican rhetoric. I wish they would let me be moderator.
I would change all the questions at the last minute so they couldn't memorize the script. I've seen videos of the debate on Alternet and Tom Paine. Sarah Palin has set feminism back at least since the time Creationism began when man walked and talked with the dinosaurs. Remember the show "Land of the Lost"? Any woman who would vote for her would have to already have her tubes tied, because all of her reproductive rights will be taken away by her witch doctor mentor. The BIBLE will serve as both condoms and The Pill. God will be the referee during all wars and we will win because GOD is an american republican, everybody knows that. Now we move to....
Joe Biden is the retired FONZ! Hey!!!!! He is a slicked back used car salesman. He does have years of experience just like McCain....
Too bad not much good has come from those years of experience.
They all signed the $ 700 billion tax bailout HOAX, what an absolute crime.
They all showed their true colors....GREEN FOR MONEY$$$$$$
Come November 4th I"m still voting for Barack, mostly for historic reasons and I'll go to my grave having never voted Republican, (trying to give the little one a good foundation) . My heart says to vote for the NADER ticket, but my conscience demands a vote for Barack. I still believe that the working man and woman will be the ultimate loser no matter who wins. But I am hopeful! This country is now the thing that Tom Paine fought against in the 1770's. Actually worse since the burning Bush stole his way in.
So there you go Sam, I hope I avoided your question and changed the subject....

Friday, September 26, 2008

The Great Bailout Hoax /Stupidity.

It's the typical paranoid style of American politics the Republican Party has used forever. Hurry up and make my rich friends richer. The immigration bullshit, nothing happened, 911 and the patriot act, all bullshit. Cheney was behind 911, hell any reasonable person knows that. Think about it......Halliburton=$$$Billions=Cheney...come on people!!! This bail out is another chapter of the great white hoax (the republican party).... it's like Y2K, nothing happened!!! Remember the Duct Tape Scare, nothing happened...The smoking gun...the mushroom cloud, Colin Powell lying to the United Nations...see a pattern? Anyone who voted for Bush and is thinking about voting for McCain needs to get their head out of their ass and wake up....8 years of domestic terrorism and people who are brain dead still support these crooks, no wonder they are in bed with televangelist, the money is just too goddamn good (pun intended)...DON"T BITCH TO ME ABOUT HEALTH CARE AND GAS PRICES IF YOU ARE A REPUBLICAN, IT"S AN ADMISSION OF STUPIDITY. NO WONDER JESUS WAS POPULAR, THERE ARE SO MANY SHEEP IN THIS WORLD WHO CAN'T WAIT TO BE LED TO THE SLAUGHTER. THE DEVIL IS ALIVE AND WELL AND LIVING IN THE WHITE HOUSE.

Wednesday, September 24, 2008

A classic picture from the Jockey Club!


Man, I freakin' loved The Jockey Club. Just got this photo from George.
It's hilarious to see pictures of yourself back in the 80's. How cool is that. I enter stage right to a skanking Dave Fry. The days of youth! I'm still just as pissed off and more cynical. But my friends rock!

Wednesday, September 10, 2008

I'm Skanking at The Jockey Club!!

This article is from the Sunday Enquirer way back in the 80's. It's funny to see yourself skanking(pre-moshing) around on the Jockey Club floor with friends. Who would have thought 20 something years later we would be publishing a book about the place. What are going to be writing about in another 20 years?

Monday, September 8, 2008

I prepare for my match with Phoenix!

The blasted referee Moonshine finds my hidden weapons before I prepare to destroy Phoenix in a match of epic proportions. I'm pretty sure he kicked my ass all over the place and after the pain subsided I realized I enjoyed myself. That was so 25 pounds ago. Another of life's many highlights, thanks bro!

Sunday, September 7, 2008

Aurore Press !!!!!!!

This is the official flyer for the Aurore Press Jockey Club Reunion Show 2008.

Monday, September 1, 2008

Gustav a let down for Republicans!!

Hurricane/Big Storm Gustav was supposed to be a feel good story for the failing Republican Party.McCain was hoping for a disaster the likes of Katrina. Bush and Cheney and FEMA set the standard for the way Republicans view poor black people after Katrina. Now McCain is trying to kiss ass with the Black population now that Barack is the man. The storm would have been awesome if the body count would have been in the hundreds are even thousands. Evidently Mother Nature was not on the payroll of the Republicans. She sure let them down, kind of like Eve did in the FICTION bestseller The Bible. No matter, they will exploit it to their advantage.
Fox News will be on board for photo ops and made up Anti-Barack rhetoric. Oh well, the spin will come up with some sort of disaster to help boost the G.O.P. Sarah Palin is boner inducing like a Baptist homeschooling mom in the south. She looks hot but once you hear what she has to say and what she believes in, masterbation is the only alternative. She will help boost the porno industry, hey those people vote too. Maybe Bush and Cheney can dream up another 911 caper and continue the Great White Hoax (The Republican Party).