Monday, March 17, 2008

Cheney and McBush In Iraq

I'm going to be Rush Limbaugh or Bile Cunningham today. Hey all you Iraqi citizens, do you remember how you felt when Good Old George Bush bombed your houses and killed your friends and families. When you lost your job and everything else you held near and dear? Do you remember how you felt when someone you loved was hauled off to Abu Ghraib or Gitmo for no reason and was never heard from again? Well I have a great idea for you.....
Now is your chance to do your patriotic duty and kill these foreigners. Cheney was the one responsible for all those feelings you had and have. He is the puppetmaster behind George Bush.
He is the one that is going to bring Americans to your country and steal your jobs and drain your economy. Are you going to stand for this outrage? They will be lazy criminals and make your health care cost skyrocket. Get that pale skinned heathen and string him up. Tell him to learn the language before you kill him.
John McCain could take over this tyrannical rule. You better get him while you can. I hear opportunity knocking in Iraq you better take advantage of it. Because we will stay in your neck of the woods for 100 years if we have to. Don't forget about your buddies Iran. We have our targets set on them and we're ready to go.
Maybe you can chase them down a hole. Let them parade around in their underwear and eat Doritos. Hurry up before all the photo ops are over. I have another suggestion...
Give Cheney and McBush a couple of shot guns and let them go hunting together.
Now I'm back to reality...While Cheney and McBush are in Iraq they should close the borders and then make them become Iraqi citizens. They have to become Muslims and learn the Koran and pass a test that their own people can't pass. I"ll make a bargain with you, lock them up and waterboard them and post videos on YouTube. Then sell apparel on your website like Limbaugh does.
With an opinion like this maybe I should get my own radio show on Clear Channel.

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