The N.R.A. is mourning the death of their favorite feeble and forgetful spokesperson, good old Charlton Heston. Did you see him in the Michael Moore documentary? You almost felt sorry for the old Ronald Reagan ass kisser. Almost!
I remember watching him in "The Omega Man". That movie was based on the fantastic book "I Am Legend" by Richard Matheson. I actually liked it. The book I mean. Who could ever forget our hero in The Planet of the Apes. As a kid of course I loved that movie, it was great. Who knew he would turn out to be one of the damnest dirtiest apes of all time? Right up there with Ted Nugent and his "wang tang sweet puntang." Too bad he didn't exercise his 2nd Amendment Right and use his National Rifle and blow his own brains out. Wouldn't that be ironic?
Or maybe just flat out funny! I think it is a pretty good bet that Ronnie Reagan will be waiting at the fiery gates to officially welcome Moses to his eternal damnation in hell.
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