Joe The Plumber Draws Huge Crowd At Book Signing..

The Republican Poster Child for redneck nationalism Joe The Loser Plumber drew a record crowd at Borders Books in Washington D.C. A reported eleven(11) upright citizens waited literally seconds in line to receive Joe's highly sought after autograph. Shortly after reading Joe's book those same eleven(11) patriots waited in line for the restroom, to shit out Joe's uplifting message. Too bad Joe didn't contact the Aurore Press offices, we could have rented out two or three port-o-lets for this event and it could have been all inclusive.