Ted Nugent's New Book....

Another voice of the republican party has a winner on his hands. This is from Ted's website: If you care about America, if you want to preserve, protect, and defend the land of the free and the home of the brave, if you're fed up with lazy, whining, fear-mongering, government-gorging Al Gores, Michael Moore's and Obamamaniacs, then you need to read Ted, White and Blue: The Nugent Manifesto. In the book you will discover why:

War is the answer to so many of our current problems; and how to change the world for the better through the power of God, guns and rock "n" roll. I'll give The Nuge credit, he is the perfect american patriot robot. A republican party imperialistic rock and roll animal. If everyone had the american nationalistic cat scratch fever the rest of the world would be our slaves by now. We would have them all in a Stranglehold Baby!

Damn Dirty Apes! Moses is Dead

The N.R.A. is mourning the death of their favorite feeble and forgetful spokesperson, good old Charlton Heston. Did you see him in the Michael Moore documentary? You almost felt sorry for the old Ronald Reagan ass kisser. Almost!
I remember watching him in "The Omega Man". That movie was based on the fantastic book "I Am Legend" by Richard Matheson. I actually liked it. The book I mean. Who could ever forget our hero in The Planet of the Apes. As a kid of course I loved that movie, it was great. Who knew he would turn out to be one of the damnest dirtiest apes of all time? Right up there with Ted Nugent and his "wang tang sweet puntang." Too bad he didn't exercise his 2nd Amendment Right and use his National Rifle and blow his own brains out. Wouldn't that be ironic?
Or maybe just flat out funny! I think it is a pretty good bet that Ronnie Reagan will be waiting at the fiery gates to officially welcome Moses to his eternal damnation in hell.