Just bought the new Napalm Death Cd..

You might want to wear a jock strap if you listen to the new Napalm Death Cd. They have not mellowed one bit over the years. I saw them in San Fransico back in 1994 with Obituary and Machine Head...I still have the tour shirt, (it doesn't fit so well anymore?) what a show. They still punch you in the stomach and then in the balls and then kick you right in the ass.

A couple of pictures from my last wrestling show.

My brother sent me these pictures from the last wrestling show we did together. The picture on the right is of me and Ronnie Longworth as he escorted me out of the curtain. The one on the left is of me heading to the ring as I was managing my brother "Phoenix" for the night. One helluva great night for the memory books...

Another Cool Ass SS-20 Flyer

Cool Ass SS-20 Flyer

Phoenix/Stan

Just found this great picture of my brother from Myspace. Sweet!!

Joe The Plumber Draws Huge Crowd At Book Signing..

The Republican Poster Child for redneck nationalism Joe The Loser Plumber drew a record crowd at Borders Books in Washington D.C. A reported eleven(11) upright citizens waited literally seconds in line to receive Joe's highly sought after autograph. Shortly after reading Joe's book those same eleven(11) patriots waited in line for the restroom, to shit out Joe's uplifting message. Too bad Joe didn't contact the Aurore Press offices, we could have rented out two or three port-o-lets for this event and it could have been all inclusive.

Appreciate Your Junk Mail...

I operate a printing press. The printing industry as I write this is not doing so well. I hear people complain about junk mail in their mail boxes. My suggestion about junk mail is recycle it. Someone in the printing business is feeding his or her family by running this stuff. I love junk mail.
We print those Kroger coupon booklets, we do some Cincinnati Bell stuff. Who knows throughout the shop how many mailers we do? Like I say, if you hate it, at least recycle it. Because a lot of us pay our bills this way. Now I can't speak for all that annoying spam on your e-mail messages, that's some else's blog!